var how_many_ads = 67;
var now = new Date()
var sec = now.getSeconds()
var ad = sec % how_many_ads;
ad +=1;
if (ad==1) {
quote=""There's more chance of us signing Father Christmas than Robbie Fowler."";
txt="Peter Ridsdale";
}
if (ad==2) {
quote=""I can't even get a plate of sandwiches for the manager's room after the game let alone sign a player. It is absolutely frightening!"";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/steve-mcmahon/2018/\" title=\"Steve McMahon\" class=\"link2\">Steve McMahon</a>";
}
if (ad==3) {
quote="&quot;People have told me about Aberdeen, but even if they are interested I don't want to go. It's cold enough here in Hull!&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/theodore-whitmore/7385/\" title=\"Theodore Whitmore\" class=\"link2\">Theodore Whitmore</a>";
}
if (ad==4) {
quote="&quot;I really want to establish myself at Leeds, and six months is just what I need here.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/jacob-burns/827/\" title=\"Jacob Burns\" class=\"link2\">Jacob Burns</a>";
}
if (ad==5) {
quote="&quot;I would not sign for another club, not even if I was offered £10m. However, it would be different if they were to offer me 15 different women from all around the world instead.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/sasa-curcic/6271/\" title=\"Sasa Curcic\" class=\"link2\">Sasa Curcic</a>";
}
if (ad==6) {
quote="&quot;Rune Bratseth and myself have agreed that we are not in agreement.&quot;";
txt="</a>Gunnar Wilhelmsen";
}
if (ad==7) {
quote="&quot;Denilson cannot keep on playing here (in Spain) with his head located in Italy.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/faruk-hadzibegic/6514/\" title=\"Faruk Hadzibegic\" class=\"link2\">Faruk Hadzibegic</a>";
}
if (ad==8) {
quote="&quot;He (David Beckham) cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/george-best/1900/\" title=\"George Best\" class=\"link2\">George Best</a>";
}
if (ad==9) {
quote="&quot;It is completely dead out there. I've been phoning myself up and disguising my voice just for a bit of interest.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/gerry-francis/6096/\" title=\"Gerry Francis\" class=\"link2\">Gerry Francis</a>";
}
if (ad==10) {
quote="&quot;When he (Gustavo Bartelt) comes into training with his sunglasses on top of his head when it's foggy you start to think 'hang on a minute' and he will not be staying with us.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/john-gregory/2039/\" title=\"John Gregory\" class=\"link2\">John Gregory</a>";
}
if (ad==11) {
quote="&quot;If you ask me if I'd pay that amount (£37m) for any player then I'd say no. It's an outrage!&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/luis-figo/531/\" title=\"Luis Figo\" class=\"link2\">Luis Figo</a>";
}
if (ad==12) {
quote="&quot;To even think about bringing in a foreign (England) manager is a joke. It would be an embarrassment for English soccer. Don't even mention it. What would we ask for next, a foreign team instead of an English team?&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/paul-gascoigne/2152/\" title=\"Paul Gascoigne\" class=\"link2\">Paul Gascoigne</a>";
}
if (ad==13) {
quote="&quot;I did not want to sign Clarence Acuna, but he is such a good player he forced me to do so.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/bobby-robson/3835/\" title=\"Bobby Robson\" class=\"link2\">Bobby Robson</a>";
}
if (ad==14) {
quote="&quot;If there weren't such a thing as football, we'd all be frustrated footballers.'";
txt="</a>Mick Lyons";
}
if (ad==15) {
quote="&quot;There's no way Ryan Giggs is another George Best. He's another Ryan Giggs.'";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/denis-law/7386/\" title=\"Denis Law\" class=\"link2\">Denis Law</a>";
}
if (ad==16) {
quote="&quot;I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/mark-draper/1579/\" title=\"Mark Draper\" class=\"link2\">Mark Draper</a>";
}
if (ad==17) {
quote="&quot;I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/ian-rush/6937/\" title=\"Ian Rush\" class=\"link2\">Ian Rush</a>";
}
if (ad==18) {
quote="&quot;All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/mitchell-thomas/7387/\" title=\"Mitchell Thomas\" class=\"link2\">Mitchell Thomas</a>";
}
if (ad==19) {
quote="&quot;John Harkes going to Sheffield, Wednesday.&quot;";
txt="</a>New York Post";
}
if (ad==20) {
quote="&quot;Form is temporary, class is permanent.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/bill-shankly/7388/\" title=\"Bill Shankly\" class=\"link2\">Bill Shankly</a>";
}
if (ad==21) {
quote="&quot;I am a little frustrated at not playing, just like any other professional would be. But what can I do? I can't get a gun and shoot the rest of the squad!&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/emmanuel-petit/1355/\" title=\"Emmanuel Petit\" class=\"link2\">Emmanuel Petit</a>";
}
if (ad==22) {
quote="&quot;Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/bill-shankly/7388/\" title=\"Bill Shankly\" class=\"link2\">Bill Shankly</a>";
}
if (ad==23) {
quote="&quot;The best Manchester United player is Michael Owen.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/pele/2371/\" title=\"Pele\" class=\"link2\">Pele</a>";
}
if (ad==24) {
quote="&quot;I like to breed players that attack people.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/david-oleary/2053/\" title=\"David O'Leary\" class=\"link2\">David O'Leary</a>";
}
if (ad==25) {
quote="&quot;West Ham can take it or leave it. Our £15m bid for Rio Ferdinand already constitutes a world record for a defender and is a measured valuation. There will be no more.&quot;";
txt="</a>Peter Ridsdale";
}
if (ad==26) {
quote="&quot;When you walk around, you know what's important here in Glasgow. People say 'Hi, Christian - beat Celtic.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/christian-nerlinger/4568/\" title=\"Christian Nerlinger\" class=\"link2\">Christian Nerlinger</a>";
}
if (ad==27) {
quote="&quot;I'm willing to wash the chairman's car or anything if it means we get the signings we want.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/mark-wright/2033/\" title=\"Mark Wright\" class=\"link2\">Mark Wright</a>";
}
if (ad==28) {
quote="&quot;If Real Madrid don't win the Champions League with Zidane and Figo then they should take up another sport.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/bixente-lizarazu/5137/\" title=\"Bixente Lizarazu\" class=\"link2\">Bixente Lizarazu</a>";
}
if (ad==29) {
quote="&quot;In life, if you want to buy something that is not for sale, you have to pay a lot of money to get it.&quot;";
txt="</a>Rupert Lowe";
}
if (ad==30) {
quote="&quot;He (Bernard Tapie) runs Marseille like a PlayStation,&quot;";
txt="</a>Pierre Dubiton";
}
if (ad==31) {
quote="&quot;You know what it's like when two Chairman get together, if one can gain 50p then they'll haggle until one comes out on top.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/steve-mcmahon/2018/\" title=\"Steve McMahon\" class=\"link2\">Steve McMahon</a>";
}
if (ad==32) {
quote="&quot;Selling Cannavaro? Only if Parma sign a 25-year-old Beckenbauer.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/daniel-passarella/12673/\" title=\"Daniel Passarella\" class=\"link2\">Daniel Passarella</a>";
}
if (ad==33) {
quote="&quot;There's no chance of Sol (Campbell) leaving for Arsenal. He is a Spurs fan and there's not a hope in hell of him playing in an Arsenal shirt.&quot;";
txt="</a>David Buchler";
}
if (ad==34) {
quote="&quot;I almost signed for Bolton but someone there told me it had rained in the area for 87 consecutive days previously and I decided to get on the next flight home.&quot;";
txt="</a>Kiko";
}
if (ad==35) {
quote="&quot;If they whistle and jeer you, it is time for a change of scenery.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/giovanni-trapattoni/3973/\" title=\"Giovanni Trapattoni\" class=\"link2\">Giovanni Trapattoni</a>";
}
if (ad==36) {
quote="&quot;Obviously I want to play, I'll try to get out on loan but I think my agent is fly-fishing in Ireland having a great time while I'm in the reserves.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/james-harper/4170/\" title=\"James Harper\" class=\"link2\">James Harper</a>";
}
if (ad==37) {
quote="&quot;I'm a football manager, not a puppet!&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/francesco-scoglio/4389/\" title=\"Francesco Scoglio\" class=\"link2\">Francesco Scoglio</a>";
}
if (ad==38) {
quote="&quot;The only players who like you are the ones you pick.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/dick-advocaat/4383/\" title=\"Dick Advocaat\" class=\"link2\">Dick Advocaat</a>";
}
if (ad==39) {
quote="&quot;I&quot;d rather play abroad without pay than continue in Romania.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/gheorghe-popescu/2941/\" title=\"Gheorghe Popescu\" class=\"link2\">Gheorghe Popescu</a>";
}
if (ad==40) {
quote="&quot;If you take the crosses away from David Beckham, he would have been an average player.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/john-carew/2654/\" title=\"John Carew\" class=\"link2\">John Carew</a>";
}
if (ad==41) {
quote="&quot;I want to live for football, not live from football.&quot;";
txt="</a>Ricardo Pelaez";
}
if (ad==42) {
quote="&quot;The truth is that you journalists would like to change the coach every two months!&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/giovanni-trapattoni/3973/\" title=\"Giovanni Trapattoni\" class=\"link2\">Giovanni Trapattoni</a>";
}
if (ad==43) {
quote="&quot;When I was 40, I reacted to results differently. Now I'm calm, I sleep at night, I don't see ghosts!&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/giovanni-trapattoni/3973/\" title=\"Giovanni Trapattoni\" class=\"link2\">Giovanni Trapattoni</a>";
}
if (ad==44) {
quote="&quot;I'd rather change the entire team than the coach!&quot;";
txt="</a>Zeze Perella";
}
if (ad==45) {
quote="&quot;When Ivan Campo turned up he could only say hello. He went to Spain for a few days this week and when he came back he was speaking perfect English. I have no idea who his English teacher is but he's certainly done a good job!&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/simon-charlton/1195/\" title=\"Simon Charlton\" class=\"link2\">Simon Charlton</a>";
}
if (ad==46) {
quote="&quot;To get a top job at the FA, you obviously need to be a failure in management!&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/brian-clough/7389/\" title=\"Brian Clough\" class=\"link2\">Brian Clough</a>";
}
if (ad==47) {
quote="&quot;Pahars has another bug. I'm sure he goes round all the local hospitals trying to find them. I've never known anyone like him!&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/gordon-strachan/3836/\" title=\"Gordon Strachan\" class=\"link2\">Gordon Strachan</a>";
}
if (ad==48) {
quote="&quot;A football team is like a beautiful woman. When you do not tell her so, she forgets she is beautiful. It is the same with a team. When you do not tell them they are good, they can also forget.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/arsene-wenger/220/\" title=\"Arsene Wenger\" class=\"link2\">Arsene Wenger</a>";
}
if (ad==49) {
quote="&quot;There are risks in every job, Winfried Schafer could be attacked by a lion in Cameroon at any time.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/bernd-stange/4833/\" title=\"Bernd Stange\" class=\"link2\">Bernd Stange</a>";
}
if (ad==50) {
quote="&quot;It was the opposite of Lawrie McMenemy. There are two things that should never have left Southampton, one was the Titanic, the other was Lawrie McMenemy!&quot;";
txt="</a>Bob Murray";
}
if (ad==51) {
quote="&quot;The fans have been incredible. I don't know why I'm so popular - I didn't score a goal for ages and they still like me.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/diego-forlan/1499/\" title=\"Diego Forlan\" class=\"link2\">Diego Forlan</a>";
}
if (ad==52) {
quote="&quot;If people do not perform in other businesses they're sacked. We shouldn't have to pay thousands to a player who is playing cr*p.&quot;";
txt="</a>Mohammed Al Fayed";
}
if (ad==53) {
quote="&quot;If players don't deliver then we should be allowed to throw them out of a window and give them a parachute - nothing else.&quot;";
txt="</a>Mohammed Al Fayed";
}
if (ad==54) {
quote="&quot;If you believed everything you read in the papers then Camoranesi would leave and we would buy 150 new players instead.&quot;";
txt="</a>Luciano Moggi";
}
if (ad==55) {
quote="&quot;A winner is not always a gentleman.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/alex-ferguson/3833/\" title=\"Alex Ferguson\" class=\"link2\">Alex Ferguson</a>";
}
if (ad==56) {
quote="&quot;Galin (Ivanov) is the hairy-chested Bulgarian I've always wanted!&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/ray-hudson/5212/\" title=\"Ray Hudson\" class=\"link2\">Ray Hudson</a>";
}
if (ad==57) {
quote="&quot;I'd be especially annoyed if they (Wolves) brought in Les Ferdinand, because he's better looking than me!&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/dean-sturridge/295/\" title=\"Dean Sturridge\" class=\"link2\">Dean Sturridge</a>";
}
if (ad==58) {
quote="&quot;Some players want to fight me, some want to kiss me. It's like being at home with the wife!&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/graeme-souness/2017/\" title=\"Graeme Souness\" class=\"link2\">Graeme Souness</a>";
}
if (ad==59) {
quote="&quot;The least I give is my best. The biggest crime is not giving your best.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/roy-keane/375/\" title=\"Roy Keane\" class=\"link2\">Roy Keane</a>";
}
if (ad==60) {
quote="&quot;I was not surprised when he (Wayne Rooney) was in the (England) team against Turkey and in fact I put £5 on him to score. When England did score I nearly jumped up. It must have been the first time a Scotsman has done that. I was ashen faced afterwards and praying that nobody saw me!&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/david-moyes/2042/\" title=\"David Moyes\" class=\"link2\">David Moyes</a>";
}
if (ad==61) {
quote="&quot;The only way to stop him (Wayne Rooney) will be to kidnap him in the car park!&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/chris-coleman/1385/\" title=\"Chris Coleman\" class=\"link2\">Chris Coleman</a>";
}
if (ad==62) {
quote="&quot;Beckham is very good looking. But while he may be better looking than me, I am a better footballer than him!&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/samuel-etoo/1501/\" title=\"Samuel Eto'o\" class=\"link2\">Samuel Eto'o</a>";
}
if (ad==63) {
quote="&quot;God will tell me when I am ready to go, he is my agent. I am not worried at all. If God tells me it is time to leave Livingston so shall be it.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/marvin-andrews/5929/\" title=\"Marvin Andrews\" class=\"link2\">Marvin Andrews</a>";
}
if (ad==64) {
quote="&quot;It is still the love of playing that keeps me going and you are going to have to shoot me to make me stop.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/marvin-andrews/5929/\" title=\"Gary McAllister\" class=\"link2\">Gary McAllister</a>";
}
if (ad==65) {
quote="&quot;With all the years I spent at college, I thought I would master the local language at Rangers. The only trouble was everyone spoke with a Scottish accent.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/jean-alain-boumsong/1728/\" title=\"Jean-Alain Boumsong\" class=\"link2\">Jean-Alain Boumsong</a>";
}
if (ad==66) {
quote="&quot;I'm telling you, technique is like fantasyland in Scottish football.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/jean-alain-boumsong/1728/\" title=\"Jean-Alain Boumsong\" class=\"link2\">Jean-Alain Boumsong</a>";
}
if (ad==67) {
quote="&quot;Transfers are a bit like fishing. You go right and it doesn't work, so you go left. And the fish are more expensive in January.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/arsene-wenger/220/\" title=\"Arsene Wenger\" class=\"link2\">Arsene Wenger</a>";
}
if (ad==68) {
quote="&quot;Gareth (Ainsworth) would run through a wall for me and this club.&quot;";
txt="<a href=\"/profile/ian-holloway/3863/\" title=\"Ian Holloway\" class=\"link2\">Ian Holloway</a>";
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